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Perth As Others Saw Us: An Anthology by Donald Paton (Tippermuir Books £12.50)


Donald Paton with Provost of Perth Elizabeth Grant

Until recently I had spent as much time in Perth, Ontario as in Perth, Scotland and my vague notion of ‘oor’ Perth was based on two things. The first was the testimony of a young man I coached in Canada who became a professional footballer in Scotland. He played for five different teams, the first of which was St. Johnstone. He told me that walking around Perth after dark produced a heightened sense of physical threat in him that no other Scottish town could match. In 2013 I finally visited Perth myself to speak at the Burns Club annual dinner. From the convivial confines of the Salutation Hotel (commonly referred to as ‘the oldest hotel in Scotland’) it was hard to imagine the danger supposedly lurking in the streets and vennels outside.

Donald Paton’s anthology of writing about Perth contains evidence of both Perths – the douce and the dangerous – and many more Perths besides. In fact, there seem to have been almost as many Perths as there were people to observe them. Paton has collected over 120 pieces of writing about Perth and arranged them in chronological order. The first is by ‘traveller-poet’ John Taylor who arrived in1618 when the town was still called St Johstone and found it ‘much decayed by reason of the want of his Majesty’s (James V1) yearly coming to lodge there’. The last is a speech by Queen Elizabeth delivered in 2012 ‘on the occasion of the granting of city status [to Perth]’.

In between times Paton has done a fine job of gathering an eclectic selection of writers most of whom, as the title suggests, are visitors to Perth rather than residents. Burns is here, so too Scott, Buchan, Defoe, Ruskin, Beatrix Potter and General Wolfe. More recently, Connolly, Cox, Webster, Weir, House and Tranter have all had something to say about Perth. There are also plenty of unknown punters who have felt moved to put their thoughts on paper when passing through the town.

Paton was born and raised in Perth but now lives part of the time in Vancouver, Canada which may be the reason that he includes the observations of several Canadians. The first of these was a ‘pretty Canadian girl’ who visited in Perth in 1846. She was taken ‘to view the Tay in all its grandeur’ by John Dickson, a lawyer and a member of the Society of Writers to the Signet. Dickson records that ‘she looked over the parapet of the bridge through her gold eyeglass and disposed of the Tay with the remark “Ah! A pretty little creek”…’

There is no shortage of iconoclasts here and they often provide the most engaging testimonies especially compared to politicians and monarchs who usually say what they are expected to say. Queen Victoria has two entries without saying much of anything and there are contributions from politicians of various stripes who sing the town’s praises. One entertaining exception is Michael Russell, now Scotland’s Cabinet Secretary for Education and Lifelong Learning but then writing during his ‘Travels in the Shadow of Edwin Muir’. He provides a nicely crafted description of Perth as he found it in 1998. He gives to the Salutation Hotel with one hand (‘my favourite’) and takes away with the other (‘though its claim to be the oldest in Scotland is probably bogus’). Russell also slips in what might now be regarded as a wee piece of modern Scottish history: ‘Perhaps I like Perth because I associate it with success: it was here that Alex Salmond became SNP leader in 1990, and, at the same time, as his campaign manager, I avoided being defeated for the party office I held.’

Anthologising is a notoriously tricky business considered in some academic studies as subject to politicizing, sacralising, anathematizing and so on. But Paton is refreshingly honest about his motivations. ‘As in any anthology’, he writes in the introduction, ‘the selection reflects the compiler’s tastes and prejudices. I have included what interested, engaged or amused me and this brought together some improbable bedfellows!’ He has clearly taken care to juxtapose the propagandist and the cynic where appropriate. As mentioned the Queen has the last entry in the anthology and praises Perth for its importance ‘at the very heart of Scotland’. Scottish Review editor Kenneth Roy, however, has the penultimate entry and tells a different story. By coincidence, he was in Perth to speak at the annual Burns dinner the year before I did. But his real concern is the town’s homeless problem and ‘the poverty and disadvantage lurking not far from Debenham’s front door’. According to Roy, some of the good people of Perth are pretending not to see any of this. His mood is not helped by a woman who approaches him after his speech to say ‘I do hope Scotland isn’t as depressing as you made it out to be tonight’. If a new city has to be created, Roy ‘would have given the honour in Scotland to a town less pleased with itself’.

Roy is one of a handful of people who get two entries in the anthology. His first one was twenty-five years before his Burns speech and penned during his ‘Travels in a Small Country’. Roy’s mood is much lighter in the earlier piece and Perth emerges as quirky and funny rather than the rather grim place he detected later. John Ruskin also has two entries. His moods are even more extreme than Roy’s but also more easily explained. In the first he is full of the joys of the two childhood years he spent in Perth while the second is taken from his diaries when ‘all looked hopeless and cheerless; the town smoky and ugly in outer suburbs’. Ruskin concludes that it is not Perth that has changed but him ‘partly from my own pain at not seeing E(uphemia) G(ray)’.

There is poetry-a-plenty in Paton’s anthology, some of the excruciating variety (though even here it is interesting to note how quickly people will burst into verse when confronted with the natural wonders of the Inches or Kinnoull Hill). The best of the worst poetry is, as always, by William McGonagall who left Dundee for Perth ‘resolving to return no more [to Dundee] owing to the harsh treatment I had received in the city as is well known as a truth without recording it.’ The inhabitants of Perth, by contrast, were very kind to him and his wife and he rewarded them with a series of poems: ‘Beautiful Ancient City of Perth / One of the grandest on the earth’ etc.  

There is repetition in the anthology as there must be when so many people consider so many of the same things though things also change over time. The oft-repeated legend that the Romans hailed the Tay with ‘Ecce Tiberim’, for instance, eventually becomes fact, especially after its inclusion in Scott’s verse.

The 20th and 21st Century sections are a Who’s Who of Scottish personalities. Occasionally one wonders why they are included. Magnus Magnussson, for instance, says absolutely nothing of note. But Stuart Cosgrove is fascinating on his Irish heritage and the more of less forgotten fact that jute workers came to Perth as well as Dundee. Later journalist Peter Ross quotes Cosgrove on his upbringing in Letham, one of the schemes on the fringes of the city: ‘They are as socially deprived as any in the west of Scotland. But there is this curious thing where, in order to portray Perth as the Range Rover capital of Scotland, half of the citizens have been airbrushed out of the story.’ It is to Paton’s great credit that many of those who were airbrushed out are put back in as a result of his anthologising.

That said, there are very few women in the anthology though Maggie Lennon, founder of the Bridges Programmes charity, has an engaging and funny piece which includes a priceless sketch of Santa’s grotto in the shopping mall.

It might also be worth noting that some contributions read differently with the benefit of hindsight. Sir Nicholas Hardwick Fairbairn wrote about a day he spent at Perth races. His interest lay ‘in watching the fillies off the course compete with one another, rather than those on it.’ ‘Hippolatry’ he adds, ‘is not in my blood, gyniolatry is.’  One can only recoil in horror.


[Perth As Others Saw Us is available direct from the publisher]



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A Day at Sympoetry



‘Conviviality is the note of the weekend’ director Dr. Robyn Marsack said when she greeted the crowd on the second morning of SYMPOETRY – a three day conference held in the pleasantly cramped confines of the Scottish Poetry Library. The poets involved included American Thomas Lux, Maciej Woźniak who is a Polish poet in residence at the SPL, Fiona Sampson. Don Paterson, Tim Dee, Sasha Dugdale and Alan Gillis.

The conference topic was wide open: ‘Poetry: Who is Speaking, Who is Listening?’ Later in the day Alan Taylor (described in advance publicity as the ‘pugnacious’ editor of the Scottish Review of Books) added ‘Who cares?’’ in a wobbly Norman McCaig-like voice. But one of the encouraging messages to emerge from this sold-out conference was that there are many people who care.

An intriguing first session derived its title from Eliot’s ‘Prufrock’: ‘In the room women come and go: Women’s Voices in poetry’. It focused mainly on poetry reviewing, the role of women in the past and the relative absence of women role models in the present. Fiona Sampson of the University of Roehampton and formerly of Poetry Review was a sharp, intellectual presence. She seemed disappointed in some women who, she argued, avoided reviewing poetry because ‘they wanted to concentrate on their own work’. As a female critic, I asked whether women weren’t reviewing because they found it difficult to be seen as critical in public. This seemed to meet with general agreement but Sampson stuck to her guns.

The panel agreed that things are much better for women now. Dorothy McMillan, editor of Modern Scottish Women Poets and a lecturer at Glasgow University said: ‘Don’t let anyone talk about the good old days, women were very badly treated. There were men and clever girls…’ Women role models were soon at issue and it was agreed that women have very few compared to white Western males. Sasha Dugdale, Carcanet poet and editor of Modern Poetry in Translation, was particularly enlightening on this topic. She described being in love with Keats work, until she realised that, had she been born in his time, she would not have been Keats, but one of his girlfriends.  There were men in the room but, prudently, none of them raised a hand to speak.

 The sorority of the first session was followed by ‘How oft, when thou, my music, music play’st’. Don Paterson’s presentation was a scholarly tribute to the work of the late Michael Donaghy, a friend and fellow poet who died of an aneurysm in 2004. This year Picador published Donaghy’s Collected Poems and Paterson has also written the only critical text on Donaghy’s work. Poems such as ‘The Haunt’, ‘Angels’ and ‘The Classics’ were analysed for their inherent musicality, primarily seen in Donaghy’s use of rhyme and enjambment. Paterson also defined brown noise (unpleasant noise), white noise (static noise) and pink noise (pleasant noise) and analysed the ways in which Donaghy’s lyrical work embodied the latter. Though more direct examples of the correlation would have been helpful, Paterson’s wry and rapid delivery convinced his audience. ‘I talk quickly’, he said, ‘but I can always repeat myself’. Folk listened so closely he didn’t have to.

I was sorry to miss BBC presenter Tim Dee’s session on ‘What is popular in poetry’, but I was there to witness the Scottish Review of Books debate chaired by Alan Taylor. The panel consisted of Thomas Lux, Alan Gillis, Sasha Dugdale, Fiona Sampson, Tim Dee and Maciej Woźniak, and they discussed primarily a quote by Michael Robbins: ‘A largeness has vanished from poetic discourse and poetic authority’.This was a sprawling hour which included mentions of Kofi Annan, Neruda, Communism, Lady Gaga and more.

The panellists were invited to share what they thought about the conference theme. Alan Taylor made a comparison to the Scottish independence referendum and suggested that poets might only be talking and listening to themselves. Gillis, sporting his trademark Hawaiian shirt, argued that ‘largeness was not quite the right word’ and too much emphasis on discourse ‘puts the audience out of the room’ while maintaining that ‘poetry still needs fart jokes’. Taylor accused Lux of being ‘positive and sunny’ about the state of poetry but Lux maintained that this was ‘a good time to be a young poet’.

Tim Dee mentioned that he had attended a Forward Prize award ceremony and was distressed to see poems read by actors. Poets, he argued, should be allowed to speak for themselves even when they are notoriously bad readers. Wozniak was fascinating and not only because he wore a sweater of many colours and frayed threads. He sat between two translators – one to translate the words of the other panellists and another to translate his own words – and spoke of the relationship between the fall of communism and poetry in Poland.

The night ended on a rather strange and esoteric note in the University of Edinburgh’s Teviot Dining Room, under a portrait of someone who, according to Robyn Marsack, could have been Abraham Lincoln.  MacGillivray filled the room with ethereal sounds by rubbing the edges of a wine glass before engaging the audience with her beautiful voice. From a few rows back there was a strong impression of Fleetwood Mac/meets Enya/plays autoharp  but sadly MacGillivray’s haunting lyricism in song and verse (much of it from her debut collection The Last Wolf of Scotland) was somewhat undermined by a dodgy sound system.

The system didn’t do Don Paterson many favours either nor did his computerised backing music which refused to start or stop at his behest. He made light of the situation, however, by employing his (by now) trademark humour. He used a bodhran (which translates into English as ‘the last refuge of the untalented’) and then a guitar to produce a kind of tinny, muddy, free style jazz which was as interesting for its various inspirations (Jimmy Shand!) as it was for its sound. He read a series of poems which had the audience laughing one minute and close to tears the next and revealed his latest hobby which is the siesta – aka ‘falling asleep in the afternoon’.


All in all, a varied and interesting day and only one day of three. 

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Be The First To Like This: New Scottish Poetry

The Work

Niall Campbell

If I have to, then let me be the whaler poet,

launcher of the knife, portioning off

the pink cut, salt trim and fat, tipping

the larger waste off the side of the boat,

and then to have the poem in the drawer;

or, perhaps, let it be the poet nurse,

hearts measured by a small watch, balmer,

washer of old skin, stopping by the door

in the night –

       or the oil-driller poet, primed

for the buried flame and heat, lips to the black,

aware how the oilfields in the evening

are lit like our own staggered desks.

Or, the horse-trader or the smith, or the waiter poet

offering the choice wine, polishing to the light,

the bringer of the feast and the bill.


Bad moon

Claire Askew

The moon must be sick of being in poems –
always gripped by fingers of late honeysuckle,
always filtered in the lake through the jetty’s slats,
always silvering the flicked tails of the koi.
Always a dinner plate or mirror,
always a fingernail clipping, a grin.

The moon must be sick of being in poems.
Always the bright pin in the picture’s corner,
always looking in at the windows of middle class homes.
Always shoved above a bridge in Paris or Venice,
always an eyeball or symbol,
always a radiant woman, a bowl.

It’s also in the splintered windscreen of the crime scene
with its blots of blood. It’s hung over the pig farm,
streaking white across the silo’s cheek
and slanting through the lorry walls in blades.
It’s in every dented can at the landfill pit,
turning the tip to a shoal of dirty fish.

Never the buried skull,
never the gummed plug in the junkie’s sink.
Never the white cat under the truck’s wheel,
never the beached and stinking jellyfish.
Never the gallstone or the pulled tooth, of course.
Nobody wants to read poems about this.


Waiting for Connection

Angela Cleland

I can see it in the air outside, glowing

towers of data, unenterable, unscalable,

a red ghost metropolis risen up

from the frog quat houses of the suburbs;

stacked to vanishing point, translucent

rooms full of translucent boxes; air

chirruping with information

– I could scoop it hand-over-hand into my mouth,

stick my face in it, holding my eyes

open beneath the surface, roll in it

until my clothes cling to me obscenely.

Its neon walls flyzap possibilities –

to walk down the street, to leave the house –

and anyway all the libraries are shut,

the shops are shut, the houses are shut

and every lit window in their red brick fronts

is a taunting monitor – IKEA, Facebook,

Twitter, IWOOT, Wikipedia,

Amazon, Google, Google, Google…

I need connection, I need stuff

and I need it delivered by 9 a.m.

My fingers, oh my fingers are slivered,

my fingers are slivered by catalogue pages,

my mind by the edge of the dead voice

that apologises over and over for the wait.


Wild Poppies

Marion McCready

And how do you survive? Your long-throat,

your red-rag-to-a-bull head?

You rise heavy in the night, stars drinking

from your poppy neck.

Your henna silks serenade me

under the breadth of the Pyrenees.

You move like an opera,

open like sea anemones.

You are earth’s first blood.

How the birds love you.

I envy your lipstick dress.

You are urgent as airmail, animal-red,

Ash Wednesday crosses tattooed to your head.

Your butterfly breath

releases your scents, your secrets,

bees blackening your mouth

as your dirty red laundry

all hangs out.


Google Page Twenty

Theresa Muñoz

Poor Google page twenty adrift in the internet desert

nobody comes to click on you witness your existence barely I

in my third hour of searching for ice wines in the valleys

of British Columbia you are the product of selected words

wine / winter / BC and the frustrated insistence of return, return

every topic and / or search terms has a Google page twenty:

the straight-backed Ariel font, the calm blue letters

the delicate coded strings of jargon and the ever so polite

Did you mean? above the net of stories from around the world: 

how in Germany one vintner mourns his unfrozen grapes

with a picture of farmers knelt in the snow beside their vines

and me in the study bleary-eyed at 3am GMT

unable to stop clicking, clicking where outside the long grass

shivers and I click alone but not as lonely as you.

On Fancying American Film Stars

Miriam Gamble

From the big screen, and larger than life for a week or two,

which is all a tangent universe can stand,

we take them home and introduce them to our modest

living quarters.

Their baby blues stare out at us at all hours of the day and


prompting every manner of ridiculous thought, such as:

‘The world is small’; or ‘What if Elvis could have taken to my


‘I will ride across the desert on a purple roan, or some such,

for anything is possible’; and even that old chestnut,

‘There is only one for everyone alive.’ The cat mewls

at its perpetually empty bowl, the work piles up on the desk,

but we simply say, with a new-found recklessness:

‘This is not the most important thing in my life right now’;

‘you’re a predator, catch your own’. We exist

in the bubble of our making, our souls glistening like


by turns rock bottom and on fire. What causes it to


Who can know, but one day we double-take to find ourselves

filing them away in the rack of lost hopes

with the show-jumping videos and ‘twelve easy tunes for

classical guitar’,

the cat purring as it settles on the easy chair, as if to say

‘What then, what then’, the sky sucking back its thunder-


and storm winds, saving only one small cloud, which loiters


putty grey, shedding rain like tiny lead balloons

on the pristine terraces. And somewhere else a universe


The poems are taken from Be The First To Like This: New Scottish Poetry, 

edited by Colin Waters 


(Vagabond Voices, £11.95)

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SRB Diary: Chaos in Lagos

I am sitting in a bookshop’s small cafe, waiting for Tolu Ogunlesi, my exchange writer. While rain stots off the car roofs, I listen to two women in their thirties discussing Lagos life. One, let’s call her Braids, is advising a newbie, recently returned from many years in NYC. There is a discussion about public transport. Braids never uses it; she can’t stand being touched by strangers. NYC says that some of her friends tell her it’s OK – and she can’t pay for taxis all the time. But she’s been told never to be seen arriving for a meeting in public transport. NYC describes the confusion she feels at times trying to get a ‘fix’ on Lagos. ‘Nobody knows Lagos,’ says Braids. ‘Everyone just makes it up.’

* * *

Tolu takes me on a wander round the old colonial centre of Lagos Island. When the capital moved from Lagos to Abuja in 1991, its fine colonial buildings were simply abandoned. Tolu points out what was once the Ministry of Justice. Swelling, from the broken windows of its top two storeys, are box upon box of old documents. Whoever commands the archive commands history, is, it would seem, given little thought here. Later, we mooch round the underfunded National Museum. It has beautiful objects – fine terracotta bowls and carvings – though they all look a little gloomy in their cabinets. Most strikingly, I can find only one date. There is a wooden cockerel that dates from the nineteenth century.

* * *

At The Shrine, the hangar-like club where the great Fela Kuti used to play, there is a huge billboard with the legend ‘Viva Africa’ written across it. Does ‘Viva Africa’ mean anything to Tolu? Does it mean anything to him to be ‘an African’? Nothing. The following night, I ask the same question of Ojoma, director of arts at the British Council. Again – nothing. But a more forceful nothing. ‘It really annoys me when people say, “Are you from Africa?” Or assume that because I come from the same continent I’ll have anything in common with the other 56 or whatever countries. I see no similarity between Nigeria and South Africa or Malawi. I’m Nigerian. That’s identity enough! Nigeria has around 250 distinct languages – 500 if you count the different dialects.’

* * *

I ask Tolu if there is a sense of Boko Harum’s presence in the north that is felt in Lagos. He can’t really say so, apart from the fact that lorry loads of cattle used to arrive in the city from the north. They have stopped; neither are farmers planting crops this year. The price of foodstuffs is sure to rise next year. In Ghana High, the diner Tolu takes me to on Lagos Island, I think it must be last year’s beef I have along with my hot spiced rice: a few balls of meat with the resistance of dog chews spooned from a basin of stew. I try my best. Meanwhile, Tolu tucks into a plate of the beef and rice, with a boiled egg and two scrolls of what look like dense foam rubber. Tolu is small and wiry, readily smiling with tombstone teeth up to any carnivorous task. I feel slightly paternal watching him eat so heartily. I ask him what the rubbery things are. ‘Cow hide,’ he tells me. ‘It has absolutely no nutritional value, but its thought a delicacy here.’

* * *

Ojoma is much amused that Tolu took me to Ghana High – ‘He took you where?’ And, as for the cow hide, ‘The government’s trying to ban it. It says we are eating all our shoe leather.’ Ojoma laughs easily – a laugh that rises in her confidently and infectiously. I’m learning that Lagosians have a keen sense of humour. New Yorkers display a New York state of mind – ‘This is New York’ (but in caps) – so too Lagosians: ‘This is Lagos.’ But their affection – affection rather than pride – for their city is shot through with awareness of all its shortcomings. Humour is the city’s oxygen. ‘The traffic excuse?’ laughs Ojoma, ‘Everyone’s used the traffic excuse!’

* * *

Fusi from the British Council tells me at his local bar that he agrees with Tolu and Ojoma, being African means nothing to him. ‘I’m Nigerian. But, more than that, I’m Yoruba. I come from a royal line that can trace its lineage back 400 years. Most people would struggle to trace their forebears past one or two generations. My father is a traditional ruler. No, it’s not just a figurehead like a clan chief; it’s a job. My father was a successful lawyer, but he gave all of that up and moved out of the city to take up the inheritance and responsibilities of a traditional ruler.’ Perhaps it’s not surprising that, in a country that is only one hundred years old, the more ancient allegiances mean more than the state; mean more than the other two designations of ‘place of birth’ and ‘home town’. In the course of the evening, we toast the arrival of a new baby with the smoothest brandy. As the eldest there, it is my duty to be last to tap the top of the bottle for luck before the cap is removed. Ah, suddenly a Traditional Elder.

* * *

Once more, over the 10 km Mainland Bridge with Sam and The Corporal. We are driving to Badagry – 70 kms away – the old Slave Port, which operated between the early sixteenth and mid-nineteenth centuries. There is a gap of green scrub trees and palms that I read as ‘not Lagos’ and then Badagry, a small town of low buildings, typically full both of purpose and lassitude. Sam seeks directions for the Slave Museum. A bored girl in her late teens or early twenties leads us into a courtyard with hens, a caged sheep and two tethered monkeys; heaps of refuse. She unlocks two ‘cells’ which she tells us each accommodated forty slaves. She lets us feel the weight of chains. She shows us some faded photographs and some objects – a bowl, an umbrella – and tells us how many slaves each was worth. All this is by the light of her mobile phone. There is another small museum; more chains. The tour ends with the girl taking us in our car to what was the slave market, where we sit and look out over a backyard with a large pile of cement in the middle of it. No other distinguishing feature. She says the site is being redeveloped. We look on morosely. She tells us three million slaves were sold here every year. Sam and I repeat the fiction incredulously. She shrugs and mentions a ridiculous sum for the tour, one of whose principal sites is evidently this absence before us. 

* * *

The British Council co-hosts an event with CORA (the Committee for Relevant Art). The presiding spirit of the afternoon-into-evening is Dagga Tolar. He is a lanky, dreadlocked Rastafarian poet in late middle age with milky brown eyes and a gap-toothed smile. He uses his tall frame to buckle and stretch to underscore words delivered with forceful conviction. I’m told that Dagga lives in what people think of as the slum of Ajegunle (aka ‘the Jungle’) – an adjunct ‘city’ of five million on the edge of Lagos. There, he has worked with many young poets, raising them up to become ‘masters of their craft’. Dagga summons the young poets up, one by one, and each performs his/her work with confidence and thrust: a modern idiom, but wedded to oral traditions that stress rhythm, movement, presence.

 * * *

I’m following Sam and our young female guide along wooden walkways through dense mangrove swamp. Images play in my mind of films I’ve seen featuring lost souls wading through such places. The guide tells me you’d simply sink into the mulch. ‘Is the only reason this area [78 hectares] is a conservation area, the only thing saving it, that there’s nothing that can be done with it? I mean you couldn’t build on it.’ Both Sam and the guide turn to me. ‘Oh, yes you can!’ The guide continues, ‘You just sand-fill it in and you build. That’s what all the land reclamation here is. Lagos is islands – an aquatic environment. But you fill it in with sand and then you can build.’ She tells me that the Lekki Conservation Centre is a NGO, so it has to raise its own funds. Companies have made offers for the land, but the Centre has a strong board that appreciates the importance of conservation for recreation and education. It is set against selling. ‘This land,’ she says, ‘would sell for a lot of money.’ I look at the stagnant water, the brown depthlessness, the rotting stumps, the green energy thrusting everywhere. When we leave here, Sam will point out to me, on the other side of the road, on the Lekki 1 development project, Chevron, a walled-in, barbed wired, iron buttressed small town owned by the oil company; and built on the very kind of environment we are walking through now.

* * *

My guide round Cchub – Co-Creation Hub – a six storey building on one of the main drags leading off the 3rd Mainland Bridge – is Lai, who is in his late twenties or early thirties perhaps; slight, sharply dressed, clear headed and focussed. Cchub has a clarity of intent and structure to make you think it is made in his image. Organised to create maximum conditions for creativity and industry, Cchub is the first place that’s made the ‘Creative Industries’ a reality to me. ‘Wherever the internet goes, technology follows,’ says Lai and believes that, in time, businesses employing thousands could be born here. I feel caught up, inspired by the creativity and energy here, as Fusi hoped I might be. Are there places like it in Scotland? I’ve no idea. Back at my hotel, writing in the cafe bar as rain falls in torrents, I’m freshly aware of all the meetings that are going on around me – and have been doing all week: people on the ground, people flying in to meet them, snatches of projects, schemes, and today, what seems an interminable interview. This is, despite the obvious problems, a city of industry, of possibility and of aspiration. Of course, I can have no idea how beneficent these aspirations are. That does not figure when Tolu and Lai praise the attractions of Lagos, its inventions and reinventions. The challenges of ‘making it up’. In 1983, in ‘The Trouble with Nigeria’, Chinua Achebe was writing about the whole of Nigeria, but with the change of one word, maybe what he writes is apt for Lagos: ‘[Lagos] may be a paradise for adventurers and pirates, but not for tourists!’

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Across The Borderline

WHEN in 1817 Walter Scott was visited by the American author Washington Irving, he did not expect to be told that his guest was unimpressed by his beloved borderlands. On hearing Irving’s reservations about the ‘monotonous’ landscape, Scott paused before replying with admirable restraint: ‘to my eye, these grey hills, and all this wild border country, have beauties peculiar to themselves. I like the very nakedness of the land; it has something bold, and stern, and solitary about it.’ 

Those are the qualities that Ian Crofton soon discovered, on his self-imposed walk along the border last year. However, by the end of this journey, having picked his way along the demarcated line between Scotland and England, he seems very unlikely to have concluded, as did Scott, that ‘if I did not see the heather, at least once a-year, I think I should die!’ One’s impression, rather, is that by the time he reaches the North Sea, Crofton would be only too glad to hang up his boots and sink into an armchair.

The borderlands have an allure that has attracted writers of a romantic cast of mind long before Scott became their most famous laureate. Whether this has something to do with the existential nature of any artificial barrier or divide is difficult to know. Is French or Swedish or Polish literature littered with tales of cross-border feuds, confused identities and torn loyalties? It would not be surprising. Even so, one doubts there are many parts of Europe that have seen a history of strife to match this turbulent arena. For centuries the scene of argument and conflict, murder, carnage and sorrow, the borders have been a stage on which each era has played out its ambitions and resentments. Whether the actors were kings and nobles or peasants and thugs, the result has been the same. The area is steeped in vile deeds and colourful myths, whose memory haunts the landscape for any with an iota of imagination, and perhaps also those with none.

Yet one does not need to have swallowed a history book to find the place intriguing. A great part of its appeal has to do with the land itself, which contains some of the most bleak and inhospitable terrain in the British Isles. Grim though it can be, however, the border country is without doubt enchanting. Sometimes exquisite, it is always beguiling.

Drawn by the fascination it exerts – especially, one suspects, for the Scots – Crofton set himself the task of tramping the border with his rucksack and tent, to see what it had to reveal to the modern eye. His route takes him through the wastes of the Debatable Lands near Liddesdale in the west (‘Why anyone would want this wilderness is unclear’), to the Kielder Forest, over the Cheviots, and down into the Merse, whose tranquil lushness belies the armies and raiders that have trampled it down the years. From there it is but a hop over a few fields and electric fences to the coast where the much fought-over Berwick-upon-Tweed sits. A whisker away from Scotland, this quaint town even now remains ambivalent about where its allegiance lies.

Inevitably, in the months leading up to the referendum on independence, Crofton hoped his route would illuminate the idea of nationality and place. ‘I sought to find what makes us different,’ he writes. To that end he shoots questions at unsuspecting strangers, in tourist information offices, or pubs, or out on the hills, inquiring if they feel themselves to be borderers rather than English or Scottish. No great profundity is offered on either side, but he is put in his place by a man he ambushed while at work in his garden: ‘I don’t know if there’s such a feeling as feeling Scottish,’ he said in a dampening manner most Scots will recognise.

Starting his trek on the Solway Firth at Gretna in early summer, Crofton – a Scot who lives in London – planned to cross to the east in a single foray. As he soon learned, however, ‘Border miles are triple trength’. In less than a week he was defeated by rain, cold and wind. Rather than inflict this weather on his son and daughter who joined him for a few days, he cut his losses and skipped the eastern Cheviots, bolstered by the thought, he tells us, that as Jean-Luc Godard said, ‘a film should have a beginning, a middle and an end but not necessarily in that order’. He returned to the hills in a July heatwave, when even Australian tourists took cover, and then picked up the trail for the final leg in November, six months after he began. In the interim he came back for what he calls an interlude, to witness the commemoration of the 500th anniversary of the Battle of Flodden. His somewhat shambolic depiction of that event is a welcome record of a historic occasion, though his confusion in the face of a welter of Common Riders, whose roles and identities are hard to ascertain, makes for a less informative account than it might have been.

Breaking his journey, however, was his most serious error. What should have been a seamless narrative thread immediately loses momentum, the trip revealed less as a compelling quest and more as a device on which to hang a book. Indeed, Crofton seems to have told almost everyone he encounters that he is writing a book, though whether from pride, or to explain his presence in remote dales, or simply to excuse the dictaphone he sticks under their noses is unclear. There are enjoyable moments and vignettes in this journey, but there is a gaucheness about Crofton’s approach that grates. Not the least of his tics is a tendency to quote himself, replaying for us what he said into his tape. Thus, on his last day, when he has just escaped a field of inquisitive pigs, we listen to his running commentary: ‘And now the sheep are chasing towards us like mad bastards. What the fuck? [laughs]… I think there’s something about when the low light comes, they change from sheep into lions.’

Where previous generations rightly feared an encounter with one of the many killers and thieves who terrorised the region, Crofton encounters only a bull and cows, a grumpy ghillie, and a man in a tractor who does not return his cheery wave. ‘Maybe it was the farmer who’d strung up the dead moles on the barbed wire,’ he speculates, thinking of the 32 gentlemen in velvet he had seen pinned, like beads on an abacus, near the River Sark. That striking image, in stark black and white, is one of the many photos that illustrate his adventure.

A reference book editor by trade, Crofton interleaves his itinerary with snippets of border lore, which add depth to what would otherwise feel like a rambler’s journal, replete with notes on flowers, wildlife and weather. Not that there is anything amiss with such detail. It is just that Crofton’s prose feels stretched uncomfortably thin, as if he has had trouble finding enough to tell us beyond the discomforts of the tussocky, treacherous route and the many closed pubs he encountered. This may explain the conversations with people he relays almost verbatim. These exchanges eat up space but would have benefited from pruning. A particular low point, for this reader at least, is the blethering he imagines between sheep outside his tent. ‘Where’s my mum, said a third. Over here, dear, the mother said. I’m here too, said another. Where’s my mum, said a… Ba. Baa. Baaa.’

Yet while he is not a natural raconteur, and his commentary can veer towards the tutelary, Crofton manages to capture enough of the contradictory, thrawn, unknowable flavour of this distinctive terrain to make his passage through it engaging. Somewhat surprisingly, though, given the task he has set himself, he declares his mistrust of the role and purpose of borders in the opening pages. ‘What moral justification can there be for treating somebody differently just because he or she was born on the other side of a border? To attempt to justify such discriminatory treatment would involve lending an arbitrary line on a map some kind of moral authority: on this side of the border live the deserving; on the other, the undeserving.’ While one sympathises when he rails against ignorant antipathy towards immigrants, there is a degree of naivety in his loathing of the unavoidable delineation of governmental authority implicit in any border. It is prejudice of his own, however, that seems to animate his reflection on seeing a Ugandan couple posing for photos at the sign on the edge of Cumbria that reads: Scotland Welcomes You. ‘I hoped that Scotland would welcome them,’ he comments darkly, without offering any reason why it would not.

This belief that man-made borders are inherently crass or unfair becomes a refrain, Crofton putting our need for order and segregation into a grander perspective. Early on he observes, ‘the river will go on tinkling and clattering towards the sea long after the motorway has shattered into sand, long after the very notion of borders has faded from human memory’. This is only the first of several reminders of the transience of such distinctions. While it adds nothing to the discussion about the border and its influence, it does catch the spirit of the place: its independence, indifference, and the sense that, no matter what dramas and conflicts are visited upon it, the borderlands remain untouchable and foreign, even to those who live there.

Walking the Border: A Journey between Scotland and England

Ian Crofton

Birlinn, £16.99, ISBN 978 1 78027 207 8, 246pp

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Nairn in Darkness and Light

AMID the chatter and babble of the referendum debate, certain words and phrases rang out and were repeated, over and over. But among those echoing words, surely few were used as inconsistently or confusingly as the one around which, in a sense, the whole conversation revolved: nationalism. This inconsistency was most striking among Yes campaigners. For while some were keen to defend the virtues of the ‘civic’ from the reputation of the ‘ethnic’, many were equally keen to distance themselves altogether. ‘I am not a nationalist, but…’ was as common a refrain as ‘I hate all nationalism, so…’.

What was clear throughout, then, was that this remains a difficult and, for many, a dirty word. What was equally clear was the lack of thinking that surrounds it. Over the past five decades, Tom Nairn has worked to counter this lack of thinking. Few have written as cogently and comprehensively about nationalism, and few have explored so thoroughly this country’s ‘odd historical sidestream’ or its slow crawl back towards self-rule.

Just a few days before the referendum, Luath Press published this weighty anthology of Nairn’s essays which, if the introduction is anything to go by, is aimed primarily at ‘younger readers’ not already familiar with his work. The thirty pieces collected here first appeared between 1964 and April of this year, and together they provide a clear outline of how his thinking has developed and why it has endured. Though they cover a range of topics, from the Royal Family to 9/11, Europe and Enoch Powell, the principle focus throughout is what Nairn calls the ‘Modern Janus’: nationalism, and its Scottish strain in particular.

Though it does little service to his precision and subtlety to summarise, his basic argument is that Scottish nationalism, unlike many other varieties, has not grown from oppression or exploitation. Instead, it is a response to the failure of the British state, post-empire. It is ‘at once a product of the collapse of the system, and the sharpest possible comment on the advanced state of this collapse’. Much of his historical analysis focuses on the peculiarities of the Scottish example – why, for instance, nationalism did not take hold here in the nineteenth century, when it was spreading across much of the rest of Europe. The nation’s economic success in the previous century; the emigration, to England and beyond, of the intelligentsia; and the subsequent failure of ‘a higher romantic-national and intellectual culture’ to develop: each contributed, he argues, to this tardiness.

In his introduction to this collection, Anthony Barnett, founder of openDemocracy, writes that ‘despite his unmatched scholarship and range of reading, anything that risks turning Tom into an academic would give a false impression. Tom is a writer. He is a writer first and foremost. You should bathe in his prose, let it take its time, and indulge yourself in it. Don’t read him for a quick steer.’ On that final point at least, Barnett is right. A ‘quick steer’ is the last thing to expect from this book. But first and foremost Nairn is a thinker, not a writer; his words are a vehicle for his thoughts, and one is struck most often by the cargo not the carriage. The essays that first appeared in the New Left Review in particular are, as one expects from that publication, demanding, and the ‘younger readers’ to whom this book is addressed may be forgiven for imagining, now and then, that they are drowning rather than bathing. This is not, though, a criticism. ‘Difficult’ may not be a label that sells many books, but neither should it be considered a health warning. What is worthwhile is often challenging, and Nairn is certainly both.

There are, however, several pieces collected here in a rather different and more accessible style. The short essays originally published in the Scotsman in the early 1990s are provocative and enjoyable, and likewise the articles that first appeared in Question Magazine. The most exhilarating among these is also the most personal. In ‘The New Exiles’, published in 1976, Nairn visits two of his university friends, Jonathan and Susan Barker, originally from England but then residing in a remote part of northern Scotland. These friends loved the country, he writes – they moved north for that reason – but talk of devolution at the time horrified them, to a degree that was almost comic in its extremity. ‘I’m afraid of the knock on the door, really afraid,’ Jonathan claimed, conjuring images of a ‘racial purification squad, with an expulsion order’. The Barkers considered any talk of devolution to be ‘sinister’, and Nairn, in his essay, seeks to unpick and understand their concern. How could his friends, who had been so welcomed in this country, be so gripped by anxiety? It is difficult not to wonder what effect this essay had on their friendship, for Nairn’s conclusion is not a comfortable one. The Barkers, he writes, had an ‘imperialism of outlook’. Their love for Scotland ‘had retained within itself some elements of unconscious superiority. With the due qualifications, it had not been wholly unlike the profound affection felt by so many British imperialists for India’. When Nairn moved to England, he claims, he went through a process of ‘adaptation, alienation and self-definition’. The Barkers, moving north, had not.

Time and again, Nairn underlines his belief that Scottish nationalism is not, in fact, anti-English, either in its origins or its manifestations. ‘Only if the entire English nation by some unimaginable act relegated itself to the ranks of the Damned would it be likely to turn “anti-English”,’ he writes. Elsewhere, the fundamental point is reiterated: ‘the key to these neo-nationalist renaissances [in Scotland and Wales] lies in the slow foundering of the British state, not in the Celtic bloodstream’. To focus on ‘ethnicity’ is to miss the point entirely.

While times have changed much since Nairn began writing, and while his own thinking has likewise evolved in those years, many of the observations collected here seem as relevant today as they ever were. Some, perhaps, more so. Many of the arguments employed by the No campaign in the run up to this year’s referendum had been considered and dismissed by Nairn years ago. In ‘The Twilight of the British State’, published first in 1977, he identifies one of the key ideas that ‘obfuscated’ the logic of those opposing Scottish independence; that is, ‘the concept of the viable larger unit’. According to this argument, if something works on a big scale, it is probably unworkable on a smaller one. ‘“Surely we’re better all together, in one big unit?”’ the thinking goes. It is, he argues ‘spurious’ logic. ‘In their own day, the Napoleonic Empire, the Hapsburg Empire, Tsardom, Hitler’s New Europe and the old British Empire were “justified” by precisely similar arguments; and in certain of these cases the “internationalist” defence was put forward by manifestly sincere, progressive thinkers.’

 Similarly, there is what might perhaps be called the ‘solidarity argument’ (usually employed by those to whom ‘solidarity’ means voting Labour and nothing more). In 1992, Nairn devoted a column to the claims, made then by Brian Wilson MP, that Scottish voters have a moral responsibility towards the ‘ordinary people’ of England. In an article for the New Statesman, Wilson had accused the SNP of wanting to leave ‘the English to their fate’ (that fate, of course, being the Conservative party). Twenty years later, Wilson and others are still peddling that argument, driven by an ‘astounding moral nationalism’, to which they seem entirely oblivious. Their belief is that Scotland and the Labour Party have ‘a universal mission: the salvation of England, no less’.

Though a long-time critic of Labour in Scotland, Nairn has, for much of the past half century, been equally or more critical of the SNP. That antipathy towards a party he once accused of ‘sectarian infantilism’ has softened over time however. Back in 1968, Nairn proposed a leftist or ‘Socialist Nationalism’ to counter the ‘delusions’ he identified in mainstream SNP thinking. In somewhat uncharacteristically ardent terms, he insisted that ‘such a Nationalism must exist by sharply combatting the overpowering past which conventional Nationalism drools over, that it must see cultural liberation from Scotland’s pervasive myths as a precondition of political action, and that it must utterly condemn the kind of garrulous, narcissistic windbaggery to which the intelligentsia has so often resorted.’

But in the most recent piece in the book first published this year on the openDemocracy website, Nairn writes in support of the Scottish government’s ‘White Paper’ on independence. A Yes vote in the referendum, he argued, was now necessary. It was a chance for the country to move forward, towards a ‘new form of self-rule’. There is, in this piece, an impatience rarely evident in his work. ‘Let’s do it’ he wrote, ‘rather than hang around for more decades of brooding about it, and trying to summon up enough self-confidence to take on the new age.’ This is not the impatience of a youthful flag-waver in George Square; it is, rather, that of a man in his eighties who has, for fifty years, argued that the end of the British state is nigh. 

The result of September’s vote would probably not have surprised Tom Nairn – after all, he was always sensitive to what he calls the ‘self-colonisation’ of Scots – but it would, no doubt, have been a disappointment. Rather than choosing to ‘resume’ independence, the electorate instead chose to cling on to the crumbling edifice of the United Kingdom. Yet it is a testament to the strength and breadth of his political analysis over the years that, while a Yes vote would have been a validation of his arguments, the No vote was perhaps equally so. His work, and this book, will continue to be essential reading for anyone wishing to understand the road this country has taken and the direction in which it is travelling.


Tom Nairn

Luath Press, £16.99, ISBN 9781910021644, PP420

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Gays United

IT has been twelve years since the last anthology of contemporary Scottish LGBT writing appeared, a period of enormous change, legally, ideologically, and socially. With that in mind, Zoë Strachan has assembled Out There, a pick ’n’ mix of Scottish fiction, nonfiction and poetry which, according to, is only the third such collection ever published. The idea came to Strachan a few years ago at Ullapool Book Festival, when she was speaking about how the gay experience finds expression through her work. A number of questions cropped up: ‘about the unpublished manuscripts that might be mouldering in attics; about the lack of gay male counterparts for the generation of world-class Scottish women writers who are lesbian; about whether we can talk meaningfully about gay or queer fiction; about how new writers will embrace, subvert and reject such labels and themes.’ 

Who here?, to paraphrase Harold Ross. There are poems and stories from Jackie Kay, Carol Ann Duffy, Louise Welsh, Jo Clifford, Ronald Frame and Ali Smith, as well as Val McDermid, Damian Barr, Jenni Fagan, Kerry Hudson, Kirsty Logan and Nicola White. Among the less familiar names are Janette Ayachi, Shane Strachan, Tat Usher, Katherine McMahon, David Downing, and Marcas Mac an Tuairneir. It is worth noting, as Strachan does, that most of the better known names belong to women.

Though sturdy and mainly enjoyable, there is nothing breathtaking, and nothing so heart tirring and eye-opening in Out There that will reform one’s thinking about LGBT issues. The star of the show is Ali Smith’s ‘A & V at the V & A’(originally published in 2012), a sprightly tale of sexual frisson and adultery that equates the dazzling, overwhelming vastness of a museum full of treasures with intimacy and all its delights and unexplored rooms. A and V are nameless and genderless, and while the assumption is that they’re female, the story doesn’t rely on this, which underscores a pertinent point about the universality of love – gender is meaningless, connection is all. We connect with Smith’s characters immediately.

David Downing contributes a wistful story ‘The Quilt’. In it, a respectable middle-class woman returns to her decaying childhood home after her sister’s death. Everything about the old house is neglected, decaying, damp, and indifferent. By employing endless descriptions of discomfort – emotional as well as physical – Downing creates an atmosphere in which neither reader nor protagonist can settle.

In ‘After Ovid’, an extract from a novel in progress, Ronald Frame considers the plight of a timid university don entrapped by an undercover officer in a public loo, and then frozen out of polite society when word gets out. It’s a familiar scenario, but deftly handled.

Nicola White’s short story ‘I Live Here Now’, describes the arrival of new couple in a small town – they’re called ‘the boys’ in meaningful italics, and treated as exotic, if belated, harbingers of the twenty-first century. The narrator is perplexed: she’s gay and has lived there for years, doesn’t that count? A casual remark that sounds her alarm bells underscores the thinness of the veneer of acceptability. By keeping the focus tight, on her narrator’s thoughts, we understand that this sense of unease is largely self-imposed. Kirsty Logan’s ‘Dog-Bait’, meanwhile, is a multi-perspective story full of haunting bitchery, sexual transgression, and warped family dynamics. Characters are delineated quickly and savagely. With assured economy Logan manages to raise questions about femininity, sexual allure, and the limits of female aspiration. It’s an accomplished and disturbing piece.

Less effective are stories such as Toni Davidson’s ‘As the Veneer of Sexuality Begins to Fade’, about a polymorphous and perverse collection of archly nicknamed university hipsters who strike poses, take intoxicants and shag. With lines such as ‘He choreographed their pathos’, it feels as self-conscious as the people it describes. Roy Gill’s short story, ‘Generations’, doesn’t seem to know whether it’s a tribute to Doctor Who or a coming out tale, placing more emphasis on arcane technological data than on the central relationship. And Paul McQuade’s ‘Per Aspera Ad Astra’ suffers from an overload of characters and choppy cross-cutting that makes it difficult to know what’s going on or why; nor does he generate enough empathy for any of his scenarios to inspire the reader to untangle it all.

Overall, what do these pieces tell us about being LGBT? With few exceptions, they demonstrate what should have been obvious all along: human is human. We love, we fight, we fornicate, we work – universal activities and emotions regardless of sexual preference. Perhaps there could have been more emphasis on the minority experience of being gay in a predominantly straight world, but perhaps the fact that we’re not beaten about the head with that message is testament to our changing times. Isn’t the reason that art touches us simply because deep inside, humans are more similar than not, regardless of our circumstances?

 Still, there are other questions worth asking: Do we need such an anthology? Haven’t times moved on? Is there a danger of ghettoising LGBT writers in the name of right-on-ness? If you’re a fan of anthologies, then surely any grouping is valid. On my shelves are collections of cat poems, stories by Scottish female writers, horror stories written by comics, love poems, Scottish love poems, Best American Short Stories, Stories of Motherhood, Christmas stories… So why not Scottish LGBT writers?

Why do we read, anyway? Myriad reasons: for entertainment; to be dazzled by an author’s style; to discover hitherto unexplored – maybe even imaginary – worlds, and to see our own world explained anew or challenged. There’s a natural instinct to look for ourselves – and our friends and our family – in fiction, as well. For heterosexuals and those at ease in their birth gender, that has been the norm throughout the history of storytelling. The LGBT community has a lot of catching up to do. Imagine a gay adolescent tormented by his or her desires – then imagine the relief of that teenager on reading a book depicting same ex love, and discovering that they are not alone.

There is certainly a need for a counterweight to fiction in which gay characters are killed off, punished, marginalised and treated as anything other than perfectly normal. As Paul Brownsey says in his author’s note: ‘My stories often centre on characters who are gay but the stories are not usually about being gay. This has sometimes prompted the question: Why, then, do you make your characters gay, if you’re not making a point about homosexuality? Things will be as they should be only when this question is never asked.’

For those who identify as Scottish – ‘by birth, residence, inclination or formation’ as Strachan defines it – the need for LGBT literature is especially acute. Jeff Meek, in his closing historical essay, notes that Scotland did not decriminalise male homosexual acts between consenting male adults in private until 1980 – thirteen years after similar legislation in England and Wales. Fifteen years after that, in Gendering the Nation, Christopher Whyte (also a contributor here) wrote, ‘To be gay and to be Scottish, it would seem, are still mutually exclusive conditions.’ In 2012, a survey by the University of Cambridge for Stonewall Scotland found that 5 per cent of lesbian, gay and bisexual pupils in Scottish secondary schools experience homophobic bullying. (1,614 were surveyed; 158 of whom identified as LGBT.) This research found that 26 per cent of gay young Scots have attempted suicide, and more than half self-harm.

 Such statistics are a reminder that for all the back-patting about the gay kiss in the Commonwealth Games’ opening ceremony, for all that Scotland removed ‘spousal veto’ from the Equal Marriage Bill, and despite the social news and entertainment website Buzzfeed’s recent (rather rackety) story, 19 Reasons Why it’s Wonderful to Be Gay in Scotland, this nation still has a distance to travel on the road to enlightenment. It was stirring look at public buildings during last summer’s games and see the rainbow flag flying. It felt like two fingers up to the forty-two Commonwealth countries where homosexuality is a criminal act.

But there is a big difference between rule books and reality, as anyone who’s suffered illegal discrimination is aware. Tolerance has to get into our DNA, until someone’s sexuality and gender are noted in the flick of an eye – just as we notice tall/short, blonde/brunette – and then set aside as an element of but not the essence of the human before us. This gulf between our best and worst selves surely helps to answer the question posed earlier, wondering why there’s a preponderance of world renowned gay Scottish women authors, and fewer gay men who have reached that level of recognition. It’s certainly not an issue of numbers or a lack of talent. Could it have something to with what Strachan, in a 1999 essay, referred to as the ‘dull, thudding masculinity of Kelman, Sharp, McIlvanney, Gunn’? What she noted about Scottish literature is equally applicable to a certain breed of Scottish man. Are women simply freer to be themselves? That’s not an accusation of cowardice. For many, keeping shtum is the way you stay alive.

Finally, if there’s been little said about the transgender experience here, it’s because there’s only one piece in Out There that speaks directly to the issue: In her punchy essay, ‘The Fine Art of Finding a Safe Place to Pee’, Jo Clifford describes going to the opera in New York City while still in the early stages of her transition from male to female. This imbalance suggests that even in an anthology such as this, the transgendered voice isn’t being heard loudly enough.

Out There: An anthology of Scottish LGBT writing

Edited by Zoë Strachan

Freight Books, £8.99, PP256, ISBN 978-1-908754-68-4

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Unquiet Flowed The Dons

WHEN Alex Ferguson arrived at Aberdeen in 1978 to take charge of the city’s persistently underachieving football club, few anticipated the spectacular success he was to achieve over the next eight years.

I certainly didn’t; I had been a committed Dons fan for 16 years and had grown too used to false dawns. Yet the foundations were in place. The club’s chairman and vice chairman were exceptional men who balanced each other perfectly. They were maybe Scottish football’s classiest ever double act. Both had played for the club: the chairman, Dick Donald, was wealthy, shrewd and a canny man manager; his vice chairman Chris Anderson was a football visionary, a progressive far ighted administrator who had been intensely frustrated at Aberdeen’s failure to realise its potential as the sole league club in Scotland’s third largest city. Further, Ferguson inherited a fine squad; the basis of it was the central defensive partnership of the supreme Willie Miller and the younger Alex McLeish. There were two other exceptional players, Gordon Strachan and Steve Archibald, who had been signed during the brief but impressive reign of the previous manager, Billy McNeill, and several other very good ones.

So the club was not in the doldrums. But it took Ferguson’s genius – and I use the word advisedly – to turn potential into achievement.

Five years later Aberdeen would be officially crowned as the best club team in Europe. The story of Ferguson’s adept building of the club, his inventive use of the solid base he inherited, has been told often, but never as thoroughly as in Michael Grant’s diligently researched book. Among other things Grant has interviewed each one of the illustrious team who splendidly triumphed in Europe in May 1983 – the Gothenburg greats.

I was privileged to be present at Gothenburg, but two earlier away games show Ferguson’s ability to keep learning, to gain from adversity, and to pick up lessons from every single game. He was the ultimate football obsessive, almost maniacal in his intensity, but also possessed of immense charm, which he deployed with both sincerity and occasionally, when required, with artifice.

Anyway, these two games: In late 1980 I was at Anfield, Liverpool, to see the Dons take on Liverpool in the second round of a European Cup tie. Aberdeen had lost 1-0 in the first leg at Pittodrie. Few of the small number of fans who travelled to Merseyside had any hope of success. Yet none of us expected humiliation. Liverpool beat Aberdeen 4-0, and the victory should have been far bigger. What impressed most was how Liverpool kept possession. For long periods of play no Dons player could get near the ball. Ferguson learned from the drubbing. Just over two years later, in March 1983, I was in Munich to see the Dons playing Bayern, a club replete with famed German internationals, in a European quarter final.

Aberdeen were composed and confident. When they got the ball, they looked after it, and didn’t give it away. It was the best 0-0 draw I’ve ever seen. They went on to beat Bayern in a momentous second leg at Pittodrie.

Ferguson had not changed the personnel much in the intervening 28 months. Of the team who played at Munich, eight had played at Liverpool. But the difference was yawning. At Munich I saw a team with extraordinary self-belief; Aberdeen were imperious, and thrived in the intimidating context.

Most Scots were emphatically not interested in this. They were more concerned about how Ferguson’s team was growing used to arriving in Glasgow and swatting away the Old Firm on their home territory. There was an unexpected sociological twist. Never have I known the fans – both the real fans and the armchair fans – of Rangers and Celtic to be so united. Unfortunately what united them, from around 1982 onwards, was a dislike of the Dons that bordered on detestation. For a time their atavistic enmity seemed forgotten, as the cocky upstarts from the North came to Glasgow with every expectation of winning at Ibrox and Parkhead.

But the arrogance remained. When Rangers asked their former player (Ferguson had played three seasons for Rangers before leaving because he had annoyed some in the club by daring to marry a Catholic girl) to be their new manager, my many Rangers upporting colleagues were convinced that he could not possibly decline. After all, he’d been born in Govan, between Ibrox and the Clyde, within walking distance of Ibrox, and he had grown up a Rangers supporter. For several days the tension mounted, till Ferguson said No. One of my journalistic friends – a decent man I greatly respected – turned pale when he heard the news. I thought he was going to faint. For a full five minutes he struggled to believe it.

Michael Grant is an Aberdonian, and he clearly loves his home town club. His book is excellent, not least because it is based on formidable research. He explains, as well as anybody can, Ferguson’s unique management style: highly effective, yet almost demonic at times, and consistently crafty, even when he appeared to lose control. And Grant is sure-footed as he charts the growing disillusion that Ferguson experienced towards the end of his Aberdeen years. Despite the success he provided, the club was supported by derisory crowds. At Pittodrie in November 1982 I watched Aberdeen beat the other half of the New Firm, Dundee United, 5-1. The likes of Gordon Strachan and Peter Weir played football that was beautifully inventive. Fewer than 10,000 fans witnessed it. That was bad, and things did not improve. Ferguson increasingly understood that his work deserved better support, more popular endorsement. The move to England became inevitable. He bided his time, and spurned several approaches; Grant reveals that the one that was most tempting for Ferguson came from Tottenham Hotspur.

When Manchester United eventually called, his departure was inevitable.

At first, he struggled – he harped on too much to his players about what he had done at Pittodrie – just as when he arrived at Aberdeen, he overdid the patter about how good his St Mirren team had been, which Grant brings out amusingly and well. This was one of the rare times he repeated a mistake. But after a problematic first few seasons, he was on his way to unparalleled success. He deserved it all. I doubt if anyone has ever worked harder and more obsessively at the chancy and volatile business of football management.

Fergie Rises: How Britain’s Greatest Football Manager Was Made At Aberdeen

Michael Grant

Aurum Press, £18.99, ISBN 978 1781310939, PP352

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The Sins of the Father

In The Father, August Strindberg’s harrowing account of the protagonist’s descent into paranoid insanity, the problem that initially obsesses the Captain is how to control Laura, his wife, and have her comply with his wish that their daughter be educated as a teacher and not as an artist. Laura counterattacks by announcing she has informed the doctor her husband is insane, and telling him he has ‘fulfilled his function as an unfortunately necessary father and breadwinner’. Most damningly, she malevolently suggests that he has no rights over the girl since he is not really her father. It is this accusation that disorientates the man, sending him to consult the Bible and writings of classical authors to find great men undermined by similar fears and causing him to conclude that ‘we men have no children’. Undoubtedly Strindberg’s play was prompted by his own misogyny, for he was one of the few writers deserving a label now too casually attached to many male writers, but the Captain’s conclusion is one which Alan Cumming might be glad to share, even if his problem is the opposite. He wishes to detach himself from a father he views, reasonably, as odious.

Cumming is one of the most outstanding actors in a gifted generation who are Scottish by background but cosmopolitan in ambition and achievement. He has won prizes and plaudits on both sides of the Atlantic, has addresses in New York and Edinburgh, and took an active part in the referendum campaign in support of the Yes side. His awards include an Emmy for the long-running TV series, The Good Wife, and a Tony for his portrayal of Emcee in Cabaret. In recent times he has given deeply moving, bravura performances in two NTS productions, as Dionysus in The Bacchae and as Macbeth in what was virtually a one-man version of the tragedy.

In Not My Father’s Son, subtitled ‘A Family Memoir’, he makes references along the way to his jet setting life style, mainly to say how he enjoys the unreality of long-haul flights and the hours spent in luxury airport lounges since this is a parallel, ethereal dimension where he is free of demands and pressures. Celebrity interviews and fawning profiles are the stuff of his day to day life, as are the equally common hatchet jobs which the tabloids feel obliged occasionally to deliver. There are passages on filming in Cape Town, on appearances in Cannes with Patti Smith (who was ‘prone to spitting’), references to work in cinema, TV or theatre all naturally woven into the narrative. These are infrequent, and anyone expecting an excited, glittering account of the joys and torments of celebrity status, or a chronicle of a rise to the top had better take the title and subtitle seriously. The acting success features mainly as an obstacle to the completion of the central aim, which is Cumming’s attempt to come to terms with his upbringing on the Panmure estate near Carnoustie, and specifically with his relationship with his father.

Scottish literature contains many depictions of dark, scowling, dominant, silent men, sometimes embittered by the sheer inadequacy of their own lives and in consequence driven to cow and terrify their families. William McIlvanney has produced such figures in The Big Man or in Docherty, while other writers as dissimilar as Thomas Carlyle or the Red Clydesider, David Kirkwood, in his memoir My Life of Revolt, have given puzzled, awed portraits of their fathers in an attempt to understand the men they had themselves become and, almost incidentally, to provide insightful depictions of Scottish, Calvinist manhood. None of these men from fiction or biography displays the sheer vileness of Alex Cumming. This is a deeply unsettling, upsetting chronicle of domestic power as exercised over his wife and two sons by a man whom Alan Cumming comes to describe as unbalanced, neurotic and insane, and in a sense the reader will hope that it was so and that his conduct was not more freely willed. Today’s culture is not at ease with the terminology of evil, and prefers to attribute the characteristics which in other times would have been described as wicked to some form of mental defect. Strangely, that was how Macbeth, a sick inhabitant of a mental hospital not of a prison cell, was presented in Cumming’s masterly performance.

Cumming senior imposed a reign of domestic terror, never showing affection, making his sons convinced of their own worthlessness, dolling out beatings, inculcating an atmosphere of fear which only lifted when he left the family home of an evening to pursue one of his innumerable affairs. In these circumstances, Alan and his brother instinctively devised strategies to avoid causing disturbance or provoking further outbursts of rage. The opening section, which sets the scene and the tone as effectively as any novelist could do, reads:

‘“You need a haircut, boy!”

My father had only glanced at me across the kitchen table as he spoke, but I had already seen in his eyes the coming storm.

I tried to speak but the fear that now engulfed me made it hard to swallow, and all that came out was a little gasping sound that hurt my throat even more. And I knew speaking would only make things worse, make him despise me more, make him pounce sooner.’

In this case, the trigger was an innocent request for a glass of water, which led to Cumming being dragged to a shed, bent over a bench and having his hair cropped with clippers normally used for sheep shearing. To describe the father as dominant or even tyrannical is inadequate for a man with totalitarian control over the psyche as well as over the body, leaving Alan and his brother as cowering wrecks, physically afraid in boyhood and quivering in adulthood at the memory of the treatment they had received. What drove this man, Cumming asks – cruelty, cowardice, madness? Other products of such a background might have drowned among the flotsam and jetsam of lost humanity, but Cumming in the most important respects escaped, and is able to write that he now lives a life of joy and is surrounded by love, particularly due to the happiness felt in his same sex relationship with his husband. 

The book is written in a colloquial style and with a sprightliness of touch which clash with the dark subject matter, and moves back and forwards in time, with chapters headed Then followed by others headed Now, that is 2010, when he participated in the BBC programme, Who Do You Think You Are? That experience seems to have been the inspiration for the book, but the programme focused on the astonishing, tragic life and death of his grandfather, a decorated WWII hero who disappeared from the family after the war and who perished later in Malaya in mysterious circumstances which the programme’s researchers clarified, with due dramatic effect.

The discussion of Cumming’s father is a refutation of the notion that fiction can access deeper truths than those revealed by history or biography. In his anxious soul earching, the actor probes the contradictory emotions of the human animal and lays bare his own soul while questioning his father’s motives. Even when the parents separated and Cumming has freed himself by moving away, his father continues to act with unimaginable malice. Supposedly worried by the impact on his son of what might be revealed by the TV programme, he put about the tale that his animus towards his son derived from the knowledge he was not his father, but the result of one night’s adultery by his mother. However improbable, the allegation caused turmoil but DNA analysis revealed that it was a calumny. This result created further agitation in Cumming’s mind, for the possibility of not being his father’s son was welcome, but now he was confronted with the need to disown him by an act of the will. The book is an act of catharsis.

The process of self-liberation is intertwined at a deep level with Cumming’s life as an actor. He wonders if the boyhood need to practise concealment and impose masks on himself, as Pirandello says all humans do, endowed him with that pixie-like quality which critics have noted in his performances. But drama and life overlapped more intriguingly, and painfully, in 1993. At that time, he had been married for seven years to the actress Hilary Lyon, whose name is not mentioned in the book, and they decided to start a family. Every month’s lack of success was a relief to him, as the very idea of fatherhood tormented him and he worried that he might turn out like his own father.

At the same time, the pair were appearing together in England in Hamlet. He writes that his own predicament gave him fresh insights into Hamlet as a youth who did not want to be in Elsinore, who longed to return to university, who faced estrangement from his girlfriend, who was sickened at his mother’s speedy remarriage and who had no wish to avenge a father he had never particularly been close to. Hamlet’s conduct was thus a wholly rational response to an impossible situation. Any connection with a vision inside Cumming’s head was scarcely accidental. As it happens, I saw that production and did separate interviews with the couple at the time. If memory serves, Lyon told me that she was struggling with the motivations of Ophelia, who was not a modern woman, while Cumming’s declared problem was the cruelty which Hamlet showed towards Ophelia, particularly, he said, when Ophelia was played by his wife. The production itself crackled with the youthful energy Cumming brought to the part. The soliloquies, especially ‘To be or not to be’, came from the very core of a troubled, baffled youth who could not understand how he had got into this mess, while the burial scene was marked by blustering bewilderment. This was decidedly no country for young men, but this was the point when his career took off. Hamlet was followed by Cabaret, which transferred to Broadway, where it was acclaimed. Hamlet and Emcee, what a duo of parts for someone struggling with his past and his identity!

Horrifying but enthralling and always gripping, this book is a case study of a survivor and not a rounded autobiography. Alan Cumming the actor deserves separate treatment in a biography, but respect for him on stage will be enhanced by this knowledge of where he came from.

Not My Father’s Son: A Family Memoir

Alan Cumming

Canongate, £16.99, ISBN 978 1 78211 544 1, 294PP

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SRB Diary: À Paris

After a very fine reading by Canadian novelist Joseph Boyden, at the Edinburgh Book Festival in August, I found myself seated at dinner with a mixed crew of Scots and Canadians – writers and festival-goers. It wasn’t long before the analogy arose, between secessionist ambitions in Quebec and the longings for an independent Scotland. What struck me, however, more than the confluence of political interests and leanings, was how easily the conversation flowed, how small the gap seemed between them and us, divided as we notionally are by a very wide ocean and a lot else besides. I could summon some reasons for the companionability – historical, ideological, genealogical – but they didn’t exhaust my surprise at the suddenly shrinking world seated round that table.

Some of those Canadians have since got in touch with me: expressions of condolence, in the main. They may not have realised that, as a long-time resident of Paris, I did not have a vote; they certainly did not know how, had I had the vote, I would have exercised it. Nor are they the only ones. The highly overqualified janitor in the building where I teach gives me a sad smile of recognition when I pass him in the morning. He wants me to know he is on my – defeated – side. My email inbox is full with messages from friends and acquaintances from far-flung states (from Oregon, from Japan, from Australia), all offering the same consolation. When I buy my baguette, I begin to believe I detect the same sympathetic gaze on the face of my friendly baker. Almost none of my sources of sympathy could say if in fact I’m in need of it – I’ve lived away from Scotland for nearly forty years, and politics have rarely been on my lips. But they all want me to know, unequivocally if not always explicitly, that they are sad: a flame has been extinguished in their hearts.

* * *

At that same dinner table one of the Scots, a first-timer perhaps in Book Festival company, declared admiringly – almost enviously: ‘It’s a grand life you writers lead, so it is, gadding about from one country to another.’ Nobody sought to contradict him, since who would deny that it is, comparatively, a grand life. Yet as I gaze over the piles of papers, books, unfinished commissions, post-it notes, unread copies of the TLS, that threaten to subside and sink me under them, I can find myself wondering. The objects on my desk seem to gad about, right enough, while I just sit here watching.

On top of one of the piles lies a completed work by a student of mine, Emma Ramadan, who has recently left to work for a year as a Fulbright Scholar in Marrakech. Her Masters thesis consists of a critical introduction to, then a translation into English of, Sphinx, a novel by French Oulipo author Anne Garréta. The members of the Oulipo group (of whom Georges Perec was probably the most illustrious) liked to set themselves literary constraints. The principal constraint in this 1986 novel is that it is a love story that does not reveal the gender of its lovers: ‘I’ am/is in love with ‘A***’, but as there are no gender markers, there’s no way of knowing, from the language at least, if both are women, or neither, or just one (and if so, which). It’s all very well to write of a longing for ‘ses lèvres’ or ‘son corps’, when the possessive in French agrees with the object, not with the possessor; but try to drag that into English… Emma has found some very ingenious solutions, and her English translation of the novel will soon be published by a new small press called Deep Velum – in Dallas, Texas, of all improbable places.

Emma seemed sorry to be leaving Paris when last I met her, days before her departure for Morocco. Yet months before, while she was mid-way through her translation, she could not wait to get shot of the city. She may have personal reasons for the turn-around, but I wonder if the change is not linked to her having been, for a spell, a translator hard on the job. Translators surely do, in one sense, make the world smaller. Across geographical, cultural, and linguistic borders (the trans part) they carry their wares to a new home (the late part) – hoping to find a welcome there. But even as they do so, they themselves stay put; a translator can, on any given day, feel singularly static, solitary, shrunken even – not just deskbound, housebound, but also in some pitiable way like the tourist agent of yore, organising trips for others but never for her/himself. And like the tourist agent, too, menaced as well as assisted by digital technology – though I’d like to see Google Translate attempt to produce an ungendered version of ‘ses lèvres’ and ‘son corps’.

* * *

Every day, it seems, I am to be in touch with India. Most frequent are the calls from Indian men and women with names like ‘John Patterson’ and ‘Edith Jones’ who claim to be from Microsoft, and who have just discovered a bug in my computer which only they can fix. A biddable friend and neighbour was convinced to follow instructions, and it cost her several hundred euros to regain control of her data (the police were uninterested). I’ve tried various approaches to discourage these calls, since hanging up only prompts a call on my mobile. For weeks I tried in vain to convince John or Edith, over the call-centre hum, that their ruse was up; only to have it shouted at me that Microsoft alone could know this much about me and my computer.

But yesterday, a breakthrough. When ‘Stephen Richards’ called, I asked him off the cuff if he would tell me his Indian name. ‘Vijay,’ he told me, unthinkingly. ‘Well, Vijay,’ I tried, ‘you’re presumably a highly educated individual if you’re able to take control of my computer from that distance and then defraud me of hundreds of euros.’ Silence. ‘But don’t you think you could put your expertise to some more useful purpose?’ I didn’t much care for my tone, but since for once I was being listened to, I pressed on. ‘How does it feel to be lying to people every day? Do you go home and lie to your wife?’

‘Say that again?’ 

‘Do you find,’ I tried, ‘that it becomes a habit, lying to people?’

‘Listen, Mr Gunn,’ Vijay said, ‘you want to know the truth?’

‘Please, tell me.’

‘All right then. This is the payback for two hundred years of English oppression.’

I was so surprised that I was momentarily speechless. It must have been the fiftieth call; the first true word. ‘Thank you for your honesty.’

‘You are welcome.’

‘But,’ I had to add, ‘I’d like you to know I’m not actually English. I’m Scottish.’

‘British then, you’re all alike.’

‘And I live in France.’

‘European then!’

* * *

More pleasant, if less frequent, are my dealings with Pondicherry – pleasant not least because of the colours and aromas the sound of that place name evokes in me. It’s there that Cambridge University Press sends authors’ typescripts to be transformed, with amazing alacrity, into page proofs. And, in the case of the CUP book on which I have been working this year, transformed again… and again…

Atop one of the more perilous piles on my desk, above thousands of hard-corrected pages, above hundreds of pages of scans of what has been described as ‘the most difficult handwriting of the twentieth century’, sits Volume III of The Letters of Samuel Beckett, 1957-1965, which arrived from the press just four days ago. When the editorial team of which I am a member read through the proofs in April, we found an alarming number of – fortunately small – errors, all of which I duly noted before returning the proofs to Pondicherry. On the second proofs, nearly half as many again. I watched in marvel at how expertly the page designers added or subtracted words, phrases, sometimes whole paragraphs, without – motion and stillness again – permitting the pagination to alter.

Letters are themselves intended to ‘gad about’, of course, but the fact that this volume reveals a Beckett who – notwithstanding his reputation as a hermit forever writing in his room – appears to be in perpetual motion, only added to the claustrophobic sense of motionlessness that proofreading a text as complex as ours threatened to induce in me. London, the Alps, the Dolomites, Liguria, Tunisia, Sardinia, Yugoslavia, Portugal, Berlin: he even writes a letter while on his first long-haul flight to New York – ‘Writing about ½ way across the pond,’ it begins. His most common journey is to Ussy ur-Marne, east of Paris, where he has a cottage. It is here that he reveals himself a surprisingly keen ornithologist: ‘The swallows have finished school,’ he writes in August 1959, ‘and are making ready to depart.’ This being Beckett, not all birds are so lively: ‘I find on the outer window sill a sparrow & mouse dead side by side. I supposed an owl had left them there uneaten or to be eaten later.’ When asked (by Nancy Cunard) if he does not feel lonely there, he responds: ‘I don’t find solitude agonising, on the contrary. Holes in paper open and take me fathoms from anywhere.’

* * *

Another pile is of books alone – a pyramid more than a pile, with at its base an enormous coffee-table volume full of photographs of the author, and at its summit a slim leather-bound Album Marguerite Duras. In 2012, I foolhardily volunteered to review the first two tomes in Duras’s Œuvres complètes – foolhardily because each is nearly two thousand pages long. For the following two years I lugged these two doorstops wherever I went, as I travelled to give lectures, failing not only to read them but even to remove them from their slip-covers.

So despite what I’ve said about feeling stationary, have I in fact been gadding about? Well, presumably I have. Yet the strange thing is that when I think back to the places I visited, it’s those two fat volumes I see most clearly. There they are on the windowsill of the fourteenth floor of the Hotel Niwa in Tokyo; or in my suitcase in some other hotel, this time in Seattle. Rather as with the travelling gnome in Amélie, the images from these two tomes’ journeys appear more bright and vivid than those from my own.

To mark the centenary of Duras’s birth, the final two volumes of her Œuvres complètes were issued in April of this year, to my considerable embarrassment (given I had signally failed to write my review). I sent my kindly editor at the TLS the following lines, uttered by Bassanio in The Merchant of Venice:

In my school days, when I had lost one shaft,

I shot his fellow of the selfsame flight

The selfsame way with more advisèd watch

To find the other forth—and by adventuring both,

I oft found both.

Whether it was the Shakespeare that convinced him, or the fact that I don’t usually miss deadlines, I was granted the extra time required to review the nearly eight thousand pages of Duras, and the several books on Duras, that, now the review is written and dispatched, constitute the pyramid I must soon disassemble. Just let me first find some space on the shelves… 

* * *

Oh! Calcutta! 

Tomorrow, I need to work on a letter from 1969 in which Beckett attempts to extract his briefest of plays, Breath, from Kenneth Tynan’s scandalous review of that name. But I find myself breathing ‘Oh Calcutta!’ for quite other reasons today, as it is from that city that I have just received the proofs of my novel The Emperor of Ice-Cream. It was not a Scot but an Indian, Naveen Kishore of Seagull Books, who decided to publish my account of the Italian community in Scotland during the 1920s and ’30s.

And so it is that I correspond with my editor Bishan Samaddar, in Calcutta, about the finer points of how Italian Scots might really have sounded back then, and about whether my narrator – Lucia is born in 1910 but is elderly when she writes the tale of her three brothers and their involvement with Fascism and ice-cream – would have used a hyphen when spelling ‘mid-field’ or ‘soul-mate’. In a week or two the corrected proofs will be sent to be printed in Philadelphia, in order for the novel, graced with its cover illustration by Sicilian artist Lanfranco Quadrio, to be distributed by Chicago University Press.

There will indeed be a lot more gadding about, in this ever hrinking world; while I sit at my desk, receiving those last – by now belated – expressions of condolence.

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